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Welcome [11 Aug 2009|12:01am]
This is a private fan fiction journal. All fic has been posted elsewhere previously under a different username. All adult stories are locked. If you wish to be added to my friends list, please add me to yours and leave a comment telling me 1) how you found me, 2) that you are of legal age to read adult fiction, and 3) that if you find any of the content offensive, you will use your back button and stop reading rather than complaining about it to any authority other than the writer. All comments to this entry will be screened.
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FIC: Severus Snape Addresses the Slug Club's Annual Reunion Dinner (HP, Snape/Harry, PG13) [12 Apr 2008|11:07pm]
Title: Severus Snape Addresses the Slug Club's Annual Reunion Dinner
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Rowling's, if Rowling would let them be gay.
Words: ~3000
Notes: Crackfic written while suffering writer's block for the Snarry Games. Thanks to [info]dementordelta for everything.

You may hold the rest of your applause. )
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FIC: An Unexpected Fellowship (LOTR, PG13) [01 Jan 2008|04:29pm]
Title: An Unexpected Fellowship
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: PG13
Characters or Pairing: Vague Faramir/Aragorn; past-tense Aragorn/Boromir, Boromir/Théodred; mentions of Aragorn/Arwen, Faramir/Éowyn, Éowyn/Aragorn, Éomer/Lothíriel; but actually it's mostly about Faramir and Éomer.
Summary: Neither of the two Kings nor the Steward expected to find himself so fortunate, at such cost.
Notes: My [info]3fan_holidays recipient wanted long hair tied back with or untied from a leather thong, backrubs or massages, and slow mutual undressing; I barely managed the first. Happy holidays nonetheless, Ann!

An Unexpected Fellowship )
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FIC: Stoned (HP, Harry/Snape, PG13, DH Spoilers) [22 Jul 2007|10:23pm]
Title: Stoned
Artist: [info]ac1d6urn
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Deathly Hallows
Warning: Silly! Happy! Fluff!
Word count: 2000ish
Evil inspiration: [info]chrome_animagus. Wicked beta: [info]celandineb
Remaining catastrophes: My own. Oh, come on, you know it had to be done.

Stoned )
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Drabble: Should (HP, Harry/Snape, PG, Spoilers) [21 Jul 2007|06:31pm]
Title: Should
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Deathly Hallows
Words: 100. Really just to clear my head before I start typing up notes.

Should )
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Drabble: Eternal Reward (POTC, Will/James, PG13) [27 May 2007|10:43am]
Title: Eternal Reward
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Will Turner/James Norrington
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Welcome to Disneyland.
Warning: POTC3:AWE spoilers!

Eternal Reward )


[info]celandineb and I were going to write some more Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End fic as consolation for the dearth of porn on LiveJournal after the Great Strikeout of 2007, but then we realized that we did not dare, for the amount of potential perversion in the POTC universe is beyond comprehension: necrophilia, bestiality, Orlando Bloom! Look and See! )
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Drabble: Another On the Way (Doctor Who, Doctor/Rose, PG) [16 Apr 2007|08:11pm]
Title: Another On the Way
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG
Pairing: Doctor/Rose
Words: 100
Disclaimer: Owned by the Beeb
Warning: I swore I wasn't a shipper; apparently I lied. "Doomsday" spoilers.

Another On the Way )
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FIC: These Dreams (HP, Lupin/Snape, PG) [10 Feb 2007|12:19pm]
Title: These Dreams
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: PG
Words: 500
Warning: Implied postwar unhappy endings.
Disclaimer: It all belongs to J.K. Rowling, though the recurrent dream is mine and has nothing to do with her stories or characters.
Notes: Written for the [info]contrelamontre music challenge ("the music must...in some way serve as an inspiration, but don't write actual song fics"). Written in about 20 minutes within moments of seeing the prompt. I blame my iTunes playlist and Jim Croce.

These Dreams )
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FIC: Dawn (Equilibrium, Preston/Partridge, PG) [23 Jan 2007|02:29pm]
Title: Dawn
Fandom: Equilibrium
Pairing: Preston/Partridge
Rating: PG
Words: 1000
Disclaimer: Kurt Wimmer owns whatever parts of the movie make sense.
Summary: Preston thought he had trodden Partridge's dreams into dust, but he was wrong.
Notes: Beta-free. Written following [info]juleskicks' AnonyMeme at the request of [info]muccamukk, who said, "I would like something else from Equilibrium, something fluffy and in blatant disregard of canon." It doesn't get any fluffier or more blatantly disregarding than this. Comments here.

Dawn )
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Two Ficlets-Via-Drabbles (Harry Potter and Smallville) [08 Sep 2006|05:10pm]
Title: Both
Fandom: Harry Potter, Remus/Harry/Severus
Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes you just can't settle for one, because it would be settling.
Notes: Three linked drabbles for the [info]contrelamontre show-love-without-saying-it, no-schmoop challenge. I believe I failed somewhat on the show-don't-tell and completely on the no-schmoop. This is what I do when I'm nervous and stuck in front of the computer with time to kill and no patience...remix old RPS into newer fandoms. I didn't use any names, so I don't have to disclaim, do I?

Both )

Title: Counting On It
Fandom: Smallville, Clark/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Dating by numbers.
Notes: Five linked drabbles written while waiting for a phone call. I didn't use any names in this one either.

Counting On It )

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FIC: All the Same (HP, Lupin/Snape, PG13) [22 Jan 2006|05:23pm]
Title: All the Same
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: PG13
Summary: The Moon rises, the Moon sets, the Earth turns and you're still here.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns these people and their magic.
Warning: Twice the schmoop of regular Snupin!
Notes: Sequel to"All Right", "All True", "All the Time" and "All at Once". You may notice that those stories were all posted before Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and are completely acanonical; so is this one. If you haven't read the previous installments, this will probably seem hopelessly ponderous and sentimental. (It may seem that way anyway, but at least it will be in context.) It's [info]celandineb's fault that I pulled this out after having previously declared it too drippy to post.

All the Same )
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FIC: The Logical Outcome (HP, PG13) [05 Jan 2006|03:41pm]
Title: The Logical Outcome
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG13
Summary: Harry stopped believing in good and evil the week his parents, Sirius and Regulus all came back from the dead.
Disclaimer: It's all J.K. Rowling's fault.
Notes: For [info]ldybastet, because we know what they're really like, don't we?

The Logical Outcome )
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FIC: The Tumid Courtship (HP, Lupin/Snape, PG13) [28 Dec 2005|10:43pm]
Title: The Tumid Courtship
Artist: [info]aleoninc
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Snape
Rating: PG13
Summary: Someone is clowning around at Snape's expense, or so Snape thinks.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling created Snape, Lupin and the magic of their world.
Notes: For [info]snupin_santa for [info]meneathiel, who wanted fic where, and I quote, "Remus Lupin used to support himself as a clown at children's birthday parties. Severus Snape has never seen balloon animals. Lupin woos Snape via balloon animal presents left anonymously. Happy ending and at some point Lupin tries to teach Snape how to make balloon animals." Many thanks to [info]ldybastet for beta.

The Tumid Courtship )
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Ficlet: Treasure Season (POTC, Jack/Will/Elizabeth, R) [23 Dec 2005|11:44pm]
Title: Treasure Season
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Rating: R
Summary: Jack's presents never arrived anywhere near Christmas.
Disclaimer: Disney made the film and owns Will and Elizabeth. No one owns Jack.
Warning: Potential anachronisms, just like in the movie.
Notes: For [info]snottygrrl, happy holidays! Written for [info]celandineb's Holiday Ficlet-A-Thon. Thanks to [info]ldybastet for beta.

Treasure Season )
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FIC: Lily's Choice (HP, AU, PG) [21 Dec 2005|03:23pm]
Title: Lily's Choice
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Lily, Voldemort
Rating: PG
Summary: "Stand aside," the Dark Lord told her, "and you will walk safely from this house."
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling's characters claim that a mother's willingness to die for her child is the highest form of love there is. She owns Voldemort. This Lily isn't exactly hers.
Notes: Ever have one of those ideas that ate your brain until you wrote it? [info]snegurochka_lee asked the question that gave me the bunny. [info]schemingreader betaed it. I stole the title from William Styron.

Lily's Choice )
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FIC: Castaways (HP, Harry/Snape, PG) [19 Dec 2005|08:24pm]
Title: Castaways
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Harry, Snape
Rating: PG
Summary: Harry finds his onetime teacher and present colleague performing an unfamiliar ritual.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry and Snape. The former's backstory in here is mostly canonical; the latter's is my own personal fiction.
Notes: I was putting away some papers from Samhain and Yule rituals and discovered the Rosh Hashanah children's service booklet underneath them, is that a good enough explanation? I made [info]schemingreader, [info]_lore and [info]ldybastet all beta it to make sure I got the Jewish bits, the character bits and the plot bits in order. Any remaining problems are mine.

Castaways )
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FIC: Irremedial (HP, Snape/Dumbledore, PG) [08 Nov 2005|09:00pm]
Title: Irremedial
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Snape, Dumbledore
Rating: PG13
Summary: Snape can't fix Dumbledore's hand, nor many of the other consequences of Voldemort's actions.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling put them in this miserable position.
Notes: This was supposed to be 100 words for the destiny challenge at [info]snape100 but it did not cooperate and ran a tad long. Betaed by [info]ldybastet who warns that she may have missed commas, which I tend to overuse, so all remaining errors are my fault.

Irremedial )
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FIC: Penance and Absolution (HP, Lupin/Snape, PG13) [31 Oct 2005|06:39pm]
Title: Penance and Absolution
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Rating: PG13
Summary: Lupin would have known Snape anywhere, but it was still a shock to see him.
Disclaimer: Most of what's in here is J.K. Rowling's.
Notes: Written for [info]_lore's birthday. I meant for there to be actual sex involved, but my betas said it was not strictly necessary, which is good because the characters were insisting that it was Too Soon For That -- and they would know, wouldn't they? *g*. Thanks to [info]xochiquetzl for the title and to [info]ldybastet for pointing out a plot issue that had to be fixed.
Audio: This story was featured on a January 2007 episode of SpellCast, the Harry Potter Fandom Podcast, at FictionAlley. It can be downloaded here.

Penance and Absolution )
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FIC: Filiation (Harry Potter, Lucius [22 Sep 2005|07:50pm]
Title: Filiation
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Lucius and Draco Malfoy
Rating: PG
Summary: By the time he was Draco's age, Lucius already knew not to cry in front of his father.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Malfoy Manor, so if Abraxas didn't really die of dragon pox, she's as much to blame as anyone.
Notes: Betaed by the lovely [info]ldybastet, who is to blame for all my Lucius fic.

Filiation )
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FIC: Home (Voyager, J/C, R, Unfinished) [25 Aug 2005|11:28pm]
Title: Home
Fandom: Voyager
Pairing: Janeway/Chakotay
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Paramount's
Notes: This is as far as I got on the epic "...and then they got home" story (at least beyond incoherent notes) before the series moved places that made it impossible to continue. It's here totally for nostalgic purposes.

Home )
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